Michael White San Diego Black/Filipino Tumblr (3.0; @miichaelwhiite)http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imotorboatforloosechange.tumblr.com/post/50073980840/parasoul-college-the-musical-featuring-such">imotorboatforloosechange</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://parasoul.tumblr.com/post/48566830136/college-the-musical-featuring-such-hits-as">parasoul</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>college; the musical </p> <p>featuring such hits as:</p> <ul><li>the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250 </li> <li>why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment </li> <li>final exams more like no </li> <li>how did my gpa get so low </li> <li>this ta really needs to stop </li> <li>i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow </li> <li>how did my gpa get so high (reprise) </li> </ul></blockquote> <p>I think this is all of our lives</p> </blockquote>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50102066463http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50102066463Fri, 10 May 2013 11:32:19 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/daeeec7af040dddd48e758da88d8eb2d/tumblr_mmc7sa6KPQ1qbgeafo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1dec13d732afcc5dd146a3a2b3fcadb/tumblr_mmc7sa6KPQ1qbgeafo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50102050499http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50102050499Fri, 10 May 2013 11:32:01 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3189e853800dfa937e9ba907c2a20e9/tumblr_mfqutcHYxq1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-had-him-on-the-ropes.tumblr.com/post/47289409277/you-havent-truly-achieved-success-until-you-can">i-had-him-on-the-ropes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You haven’t truly achieved success until you can have this on your desk.</p> </blockquote>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50102046533http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50102046533Fri, 10 May 2013 11:31:56 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vkslyCl41qe1kseo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50102006592http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50102006592Fri, 10 May 2013 11:31:11 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rocker310.tumblr.com/post/46815079076/stylishirish-horain-stylishirish-this-guy">rocker310</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stylishirish.tumblr.com/post/46812667749/horain-stylishirish-this-guy-i-know-throws">stylishirish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://horain.tumblr.com/post/46812239454/stylishirish-this-guy-i-know-throws-this-wild">horain</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stylishirish.tumblr.com/post/46811564378/this-guy-i-know-throws-this-wild-crazy-party-at">stylishirish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back </p> </blockquote> <p>that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.</p> </blockquote> <p>it was a mechanical pencil </p> </blockquote> <p>You may proceed</p> </blockquote>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50102002157http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50102002157Fri, 10 May 2013 11:31:06 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma47czcDx41r3055wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50101987304http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50101987304Fri, 10 May 2013 11:30:50 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0ab1fb9a1d07537040f8c49f4100e7c0/tumblr_miln5r7BAo1rvq3ioo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50101950493http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50101950493Fri, 10 May 2013 11:30:14 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec47d29038210940dbb0c422049b3960/tumblr_mj7l219mUs1qlccb8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50101788874http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50101788874Fri, 10 May 2013 11:27:08 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cfcadf155694d3b0edc34acc50b39fa1/tumblr_mjtj1a8VqS1qfep67o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50101749496http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50101749496Fri, 10 May 2013 11:26:23 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2fe51cdf7b1cc2b9beb52dd1d4c483a9/tumblr_mlyanef1Gg1s0r8eqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50101705933http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50101705933Fri, 10 May 2013 11:25:35 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99pfhapSn1r239f1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50101392367http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50101392367Fri, 10 May 2013 11:19:47 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/da4166358c644838b311341d7e110d93/tumblr_mm89jrP0J51s2lkmyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50101379691http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50101379691Fri, 10 May 2013 11:19:32 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la1k5yVZv91qb6f1po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blonde-buddha.tumblr.com/post/46888194499/thiscosmicobscurity-his-pledge-to-her-i-will">blonde-buddha</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thiscosmicobscurity.tumblr.com/post/35474339224/his-pledge-to-her-i-will-kill-the-spiders-i">thiscosmicobscurity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>His pledge to her:</strong></p> <p><em>i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.</em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50101301799http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/50101301799Fri, 10 May 2013 11:18:03 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b50bb975059bbdab4dcc1e4ea8e2b2a/tumblr_mmdrsk9TX31rwgkc3o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/568fb2b05f309b38163bc3512c50c03a/tumblr_mmdrsk9TX31rwgkc3o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/10023a4565e635860a6678cb69eb1f53/tumblr_mmdrsk9TX31rwgkc3o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cce469e799f387451b096b2930be0ead/tumblr_mmdrsk9TX31rwgkc3o1_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/49944496318http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/49944496318Wed, 08 May 2013 10:50:11 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g5i6sy9B1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/49944447067http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/49944447067Wed, 08 May 2013 10:49:18 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9e1201d417a3eda75ad66ddd917f091/tumblr_mm5t7gdE5U1r91h18o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/49944357690http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/49944357690Wed, 08 May 2013 10:47:38 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bab234d492c2de97342a01214adef2b6/tumblr_mmatatGtMH1qjumy1o1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/49944307267http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/49944307267Wed, 08 May 2013 10:46:41 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp13x8t4al1ql6skbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gemiblu.tumblr.com/post/49898374662/why-is-that-dog-wearing-glasses-because-his">gemiblu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“why is that dog wearing glasses”</p> <p>“because his insurance wouldn’t pay for contacts”</p> </blockquote>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/49944286647http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/49944286647Wed, 08 May 2013 10:46:19 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/74384da10a3acaec64e18d7a86274539/tumblr_mmegdwa4qq1r3gb3zo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/49944263616http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/49944263616Wed, 08 May 2013 10:45:53 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/49898962767/when-i-hear-someone-next-to-me-say-dont-tell-anyone">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljvsu484Jm1qhda2j.gif"/></p> <p>*eavesdrop*</p> </blockquote>http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/49944169069http://miichaelwhiite.tumblr.com/post/49944169069Wed, 08 May 2013 10:44:09 -0700