May 2013
imotorboatforloosechange:
parasoul:
college; the musical
featuring such hits as:
the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250
why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment
final exams more like no
how did my gpa get so low
this ta really needs to stop
i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow
how did my gpa get so high (reprise)
I think this is all...
rocker310:
stylishirish:
horain:
stylishirish:
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
You may...
when i hear someone next to me say "don't tell...
sodamnrelatable:
*eavesdrop*
the-sonic-url:
rneerkat:
one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
“He looked at me like I was crazy. Most of my lovers do, and that’s partly why...”
– Jeanette Winterson (via salvia-plath)
me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
guys: why do girls care about their weight so much, it's so annoying
guys: ew, fat chicks
oh-woah:
summer is so close i can almost taste it
“I am myself. That is not enough.”
– Sylvia Plath (via 2977miles)
I wanna be in a long term relationship
Not the type where we break up, get back together, break up, get back together. i wanna be in a long term relationship where we have troubles and we work things out. No matter what. No breaks, no second guessing. A legit long term relationship
ripstudwell:
blackromney:
ripstudwell:
im confused probably like 92% of the time
well what about the other 8 percent
huh?
